Last night I received a text message from a co-teacher asking me if ever I had a love affair with a priest? The tone of her query was so disgusting. As if whe was accusing me of being so immoral for not sparing religious people in having carnal relationship with the opposite sex.
And come to think of it, she even had the courage to tell me that I have to go to the confession. My blood was boiling and my claws started to grow; Iwanted to become a monster and destroy that silly woman. I hope she was only joking. I remember Carmina posting a comment in another blog–pang pari ka lang (you are only good for the priests?). Am I only good for the priests Carmina?
I am not, take note Colegiala and Carmina, having an affair with a priest. If ever not just for an ordinary priest, I want the Cardinal and the Pope, hehehe. But that is impossible guys. As they say, ” you are barking on the wrong tree.” Of course I will personally confront that woman to settle this issue. It’s my prayer that there will be no pulling of hair, hehehe.
Padre Nais Kung Mangumpisal
I know mang Joeseg, Magno, and Cocoy (the Parecoys) must have heard and can still remember the song “Padre Nais Kung Mangumpisal.” It was very popular during the sixtees. Anyway it runs this way: Padre nais kung mangumpisal/Ako ay nagkasala sa mundong nilalang/Kami ay nagmahalan….
I heard this song many times noong bata pa ako, laging pinapatugtog ni auntie Mildred ang pinsan ng aking nanay na siyang nagalaga sa amin noon sa Baguio City. Sawi din kasi sa pag-ibig si auntie Mildred dahil ang lalaking kanyang pinagkatiwalaan ay mayroon na pa lang pananagutan sa buhay.
Kasalanan kasi ni Mer ito e, kung ano-ano pa ang ikinuwento tungkol sa aking nakaraan. If ever I have something to confess wala akong iban pang alam kundi iyong ako’y nagmahal ng isang seminarian, and that was long ago. Ni hindi ko nga alam kong nasaan na siya at ayaw kung alamin for my own good. Dahil kung ako ang tatanungin sasabihin ko na over the years na nagdaan, hanggang ngayon padre mahal ko pa rin siya.
Tama siguro si kuya Magno na muli kung buksan ang aking puso para sa panibagong pag-ibig. Kagabi lang ay nanood ako ng Binibining Pilipinas Beauty Pageant at nakita kung higit na magaganda at masisigla ang mga contestants at nanalo compared to my beauty. Hindi ako bumabata, malapit nang mangulubot ang aking mukha. Bago pa dumating iyon kailangan ay nanay na ako para makita pa ng aking anak kung ano ang aking itsura nang ako’y bata-bata pa.
Pero nais kung linawin, ang pag-ibig ay hindi basta-bastang tinatanggap. Ito’y dinadama at pinagaaralan. Mahirap nang matisod pa uli. Lahat naman ay malaya at may karapatang makapanligaw sa akin kahit pa si Banong.
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