Penis For Sale (OMG, what will I do with a dead cock?)

Hey guys listen to me. I have a very urgent message to all. Please come around me.

It’s from one of those ladies attending the closing party organized by the senior citizens who participated in just concluded NGO workshop workshop on strategic planning and capacity builiding. The lady, in her mid sixties, was apparently drunk after her group finished a bottle of wine.

“Oh what about that urgent message, people are now gathered around you to listen your prophecy,” said by one of he most vocal male participants in the workshop.

“Yes your honor I will. Did somebody ever say to you that while the spirit is willing, the flesh is weak?

“Come on lady, will you go direct to the point please you are just wasting our precious time.”

“Really? Well, not to hold you long I would like inform everybody here that I am selling my husband’s penis to get rid of the troubles of dealing with a cock that could hardly stand up and goes fsssssstttttt all the time,” putting her index finger at the middle of her lips.

“What?” And everybody did burst into laughter.

“Who cares for a dead cock? Are kidding old woman?” Roared the highly reactive seniors.

“I am serious, who wants to buy it? I need bidders, that penis will go to the highest bid. But if ever you’ll be the lucky bidder, have it fixed please for your and my pleasure.”

Laughter again.

Then somebody shouted. “Hey you may call Segundina, she might be interested to bid.”

“And the highest bidder perhaps,” Mrs. Scott (a balikbayan friend) said.

“Sorry folks, I am not interested.”

“And why not,” the lady seller asked?

I did not answer her anymore. I just left the convention hall and went directly to my room.

PIKON, SUPLADA, DI NA MABIRO

Ito marahil ang mga nasabi nila sa aking pag-alis ko at nang iwan ko silang nagkakatuwaan.

Bakit pa nila ako isinasama sa mga usapan nilang malalaswa. Ni hindi na nila ginalang ang aking pagkadalaga. Mga matatanda pa naman sila na dapat ay kinariringgan lang sana ng mga mabubuti at iginagalang na salita.

Ewan ko kung nagbibiro lang ang matandang ito, o talagang lamang na may matagal na siyang hinanakit sa kanyang asawang may erectile dyfunction at ngayon lang niya ito naibulalas. Mabuti na lang at wala siya doon kung hindi ay nakatikim pa siya ng upper cut ni Pacman.

Anong magagawa niya kung talagang ayaw nang tumayo pa ang tandang ni lolo. Ang lolang ito, matanda na mahilig pa sa sex.

Again what will I do to a dead cock? Alangan namang kunin ko iyon para adobohin o gawing tinola.

Hindi kaya’t ulyanin na ang matandang babaeng ito.

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2 Responses to “Penis For Sale (OMG, what will I do with a dead cock?)”

  1. secondlady Says:

    What will you do if you learned your wife is already selling your penis?

    Unbelievable, one so much disappointed wife could be heard shouting to the whole world she is selling her husband’s dead cock.

    A penis already finished, hehehe.

    How much is your bid, Mer?

  2. KapitanKidlat Says:

    Naku isasabit ko iyong misis ko sa sampayan, papalitan ko kaagad siya ng iba, at bibigyan ko siya ng magkabilang sampal sa mukha.

    Huwag na huwag niyang maibabalita sa iba na nakayuko na lang ang aking manoy. At lalong lalong huwag niyang ipagbibili ito dahil priceless itong manoy ko.

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